Cult V Rules
- Every member must understand the full meaning, significance and implication of the name Cult V.
- No member or elder shall reveal, discuss or utter the meaning, significance or implication of the name Cult V under any circumstances.
- All members will be exceedingly polite at all times and under all circumstances.
- No member may be stupid at any time.
Cult V Suggestions
- Begin all formal correspondences with the phase "I may be a steaming-stinking pile of vomit but."
- Begin important informal correspondences with the acronym "IMBASSPOVB."
- Make the 732nd character of your next novel the letter "B."
- Wear seventeenth-century fashions when entertaining or being entertained.
- Always carry a red pen.
- Keep track of your asparagus habits.